Butthurt Central

theatheneum:

AUTHOR: Blue_Thallium

CAST: Bro/John

RATING: Explicit

WORD COUNT: 67973

ADDITIONAL TAGS: incomplete

EXCERPT: TT: Hello, John.
TT: I am Dave’s brother. His Bro. His primary care giver.
TT: The man who wiped his ungrateful rump for the first three years of his life.
TT: His idol.
TT: Father figure.
TT: Sensei.
EB: oh hi!
TT: So it appears we are going to be “roomies” for the next…
TT: Was it, six months?
EB: maybe more!
TT: Well.
TT: You and I are going to be the best of friends then, aren’t we?
EB: yeah I guess!

rec’d by girltypething

I am in horsecocks with this fic

fuckyeahexplicithomestuckyaoi:

canonurl:

So i submitted a stridercest fic instead

im not even gomen

God bless America

(Source: gamebabe)

inksteaks:

I finally met Rel! She was, indeed, SO AWESOME. Within moments of this auspicious meeting, I was drawing her Grandpa/Bro… It was a good night.

Look at that shag carpet Grandpa is sporting

can you say “PLUSH”

buffdaddyjohn:

so-done-partybro

deserves his own post

(Source: buffdaddygone)

buffdaddyjohn:

these are all of my bro reaction images

from this week

u r all welcome to use them

(Source: buffdaddygone)

fastpuck:

an au where adult dirk strider, upstart hilarious/pornographic business tycoon, meets handsome “ol’ papa egbert”, successful bakery chain owner,  and learns how to stop thinking in terms of statistics and probability, and start thinking in terms of people and feelings

and then they kiss

A romantic comedy coming to a theater near you!!

fastpuck:

oh someone reblogged this with commentary, let’s see

oh cool, pocstuck reblogged it too! i’ll have to check for that too— wait…

………..oh my fucking god, please be joking.

please be joking.

please be fucking joking.

LMAO that’s what they’re objecting to?? Not Dirk’s pose or the fact that he’s wearing high heels? Oh anons, you so dumb~

cockhungryprincess:

sometimes I draw stuff for friends and send it via TE messenger

these are some of those things

I actually only wanted to post the roxy/jane and terezi/vriska ones BUT THEN AHA…

Omg the MLP one…

battlesuit:

hey matt i know you like to pretend you dont ship this but i know you do

happy birthday ♥

I sure do love me some Dad/Bro <3~

stridercestprince:

oh my fuck

when bro discovers the Japanese language setting on his phone he texts Dave non god damn stop using a kawaii emote in every text

” Dave do the dishes
(*｀へ´*)

Dave we’re out of milk
！(◎_◎;)

Kiddo, I ate all your captain crunch
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

I filled your room with cat posters
…

feastings:

AH YE

soullux:

i promis i will leanr to anatomy correctly ok

Look at what you’ve done to me fandom

Look at what you’ve driven me to

emmilions:

what am i doing.

God Bro he’s just trying to seduce you a little bit jeeze

fastpuck:

wow i did not really intend to spend so much time coloring this lol oops

turned into some neat mood/lighting practice though

hot mafia dad and his “bodyguard” heh heh

wariofan63:

MSPA Wiki’s infobox for Dirk’s Bro:

That’s when this happened

Perfection