Camilla keeps asking me for names for pirate ships
she’s expecting me to not make dirty jokes
gurl do you know who i am dirty jokes is my raison d’être
90 million Americans won't vote in November
They could turn a too-close-to-call race into a landslide for President Obama — but by definition they probably won’t.
A nationwide USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll of people who are eligible to vote but aren’t likely to do so finds that these stay-at-home Americans back Obama’s re-election over Republican Mitt Romney by more than 2-1.
Unofficially, a strong majority of Americans favor him, but voter turnout is what will decide victory or loss for Barack Obama.
I’m not being cute when I say I will not associate with people who CAN vote, but didn’t or won’t.
Please, PLEASE register. Please please please
it is literally the easiest thing.
also if you are going to be out of state for college or whatever GO HERE
that way you can vote for sure
VOTE OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PEE ON ALL YOUR THINGS
I’M LOOKING AT YOU CAMILLA!!!
When you’re watching a cartoon/anime and you hear a familiar voice and you sit there for ten minutes trying to figure out who voices them.
Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano
This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.
Artists: | Website | [via: Spoon & Tamago]
I want this
I’d leave it by the door, and every time Cam would take it, I would scream “MY CABBAGES!!!” at her
My stupid fat cat rolling around on the floor.
YES IT WENT THROUGH
LOOK AT MY TRASHED CORNER THAT I’VE BEEN TOO DEPRESSED TO CLEAN UP
also wow I really need a haircut jesus >:[
Omg Crochetting is ridiculously hard, all I can make are chains
Camilla can crochet, though; its like some bizarre kind of witchcraft.